First Date with Lauren Compton, a weekly podcast where first impressions will NEVER be forgotten.
Finding a decent person to date is hard work, and comedian/viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride… strap in!
Lauren Compton: The Dallas, TX native has amassed quite the following across all forms of social media with her highly-entertaining content, although her IG bio recommends that you “don’t show your mom.” Actress and standup comedian known for appearing on Showtime’s I’m Dying Up Here and HBO’s Here, Now. She also earned a leading role in the Justin Lin feature film HELP. Compton is a regular performer at various high-profile comedy clubs, including Comedy Mothership and Hollywood Improv.
On this week’s episode, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Hoop and Huddle co-host Nate Marshall for a hilarious conversation about being engaged for a year after ten years together, why eloping in Vegas beats a big wedding, getting married by a Pamela Anderson impersonator at a drive-thru chapel, proposing at the end of a tasting menu without ever actually asking the question, Lauren’s guide to trapping a man, why everybody needs a whore phase, the very specific porn bucket list item he wants to cross off, Lauren’s foolproof plan to pull it off at CVS with a bottle of Dove body wash, falling for his girlfriend at an open mic, the thousand dollars he’s spent on butt scrunch leggings, snoring through magnetic nose strips when he probably needs a CPAP, the open-door bathroom policy, whether sex disappears after having a baby, his mom kicking him out of a chair over the word “beach,” Lauren’s dream of being a chiropractor with a dog named Bones, why poodles are mean and his pit bull is too nice, and being a Sixers fan stuck in Texas.
Checkout previous episodes of First Date w/ Lauren Compton featuring Whitney Cummings, Ron White, Tom Segura, Annie Lederman, and more HERE


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