Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe call your therapist — because Crystal Marie is hitting the road with her brand-new stand-up comedy tour, Call Me Mommy.
From viral clips that blend brutal honesty with hilarious real-life chaos, to sold-out shows across the country, Crystal Marie has become one of comedy’s most fearless and refreshingly authentic voices. In Call Me Mommy, she takes audiences on a wild ride through motherhood, modern dating, and the delicate art of holding it all together while losing her mind — just a little bit.
Armed with unapologetic wit, sharp storytelling, and a bold sense of humor that’s both raw and heartwarming, Crystal Marie proves that “mom jokes” hit different when they come from someone who’s lived it, survived it, and can still rock a killer outfit while doing it.
Whether you’re a mom, a dad, or just someone trying to keep your life in one piece, Call Me Mommy is the comedy therapy session you didn’t know you needed.
Don’t miss the chance to laugh, relate, and call her “Mommy” live! Crystal Marie Call Me Mommy Tour Dates: TICKETS HERE
Nov. 13: Phoenix, AZ (Desert Ridge Improv)
Dec. 3: Naples, FL (Off The Hook Comedy Club)
Dec. 6: Tampa, FL (Side Splitters Comedy Club)
Jan. 7: Kansas City, MO (Funny Bone Comedy Club)
Jan. 8: Omaha, NE (Omaha Funny Bone)
Jan. 14: Philadelphia, PA (Helium Comedy Club)
Jan. 15: Atlantic City, NJ (Atlantic City Comedy Club)
Jan. 28: Liberty Township, OH (Funny Bone Comedy Club)
Jan. 29: Columbus, OH (Funny Bone Comedy Club)
Jan. 30: Pittsburgh, PA (City Winery)
Feb. 25: San Francisco, CA (Cobbs Comedy Club)
Feb. 28: Spokane, WA (Spokane Comedy Club)
Mar. 1: Tacoma, WA (Tacoma Comedy Club)
