Stand-up comedian Michael Turner is hitting the road with his boldest and most unfiltered material yet, announcing The Highly Functioning Alcoholic comedy tour.
Kicking off March 18th in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and wrapping up September 10th in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the nationwide run promises audiences a raw, hilarious, and unapologetically honest look at modern life, bad decisions, and the fine line between chaos and composure.
Known for his sharp wit, self-deprecating storytelling, and fearless approach to taboo topics, Turner dives headfirst into the contradictions of adulthood—where responsibilities collide with reckless impulses. “The Highly Functioning Alcoholic” blends biting observations with laugh-out-loud confessions, delivering a show that’s as relatable as it is outrageous.
“I wanted to create a tour that feels real,” says Turner. “Life isn’t always polished—it’s messy, unpredictable, and sometimes you cope in questionable ways. This show is about owning that and finding the humor in it.”
Audiences can expect an unforgettable night of comedy that pulls no punches, with Turner tackling everything from relationships and work-life balance to the absurdity of trying to “have it all together” while clearly not.
The tour will make stops in major cities across the country, giving fans everywhere a chance to experience Turner’s high-energy, no-holds-barred performance live.
Tickets for “The Highly Functioning Alcoholic” tour are available now at www.turnercomedycom.
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